Did Megan Fox even read the script?

To compare "Jonah Hex" with "The Dark Knight" is like comparing George Bush to Barack Obama.We all know which one is better and comparing the bad one to the great one is giving the bad one WAY too much credit.The last DC Comics movie before this rubbish was the jaw-dropping "The Dark Knight", and it still remains as one of the great comic-book movies."Jonah Hex" simply isn't that.The plot sucks, and there's barely any of it.The film lasts for 73 minutes, giving barely any time for plot development.Let's not forget to mention the actors.Josh Brolin is only somewhat good as Hex, and if there's anyone here that should've been strapped to a chair to sit through this, it is Megan Fox.She's so uninteresting in this movie that it's like she's barely even acting.She's a great piece of eye candy, that's for sure.Here, it's just shameful.Get this: The very same man who directed "Horton Hears A Who" actually directed this.WTF? That movie had so much more plot and funny moments than this movie barely even tries to have.For shame.I don't know what the director's problem is, but it feels like he's trying to actually destroy the comic-book movie genre.I must make a confession.The movie didn't bore, that is a fact.God, the guilt.While not good, "Jonah Hex" managed to entertain me but still left me wondering if the people involved were even trying to put effort into this.I think I want my 73 minutes back.What about the money, you might ask? I saw the movie for free.Even that isn't exactly worth it.

Grade: C