Piranha 3-D

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 17:53:14 +0100

Blood, boobs, and killer fish in 3-D

What could you possibly ask for more than killer fish and female nudity in Piranha 3-D? That's all you get and I honestly had fun with it.A lot of fun.If you were expecting some things like cheap acting and lackluster gore effects, you're way off course.The acting may not be great, but it was better than I expected.As for the gore, well, let's just say that this isn't in ANY way a movie for kids and some teenagers, unlike myself, may find themselves biting off more than they could chew.The plot is as simple: An underground tremor causes a huge gap in the ocean floor, releasing lots of hungry piranhas.This happens at the very beginning of the movie and lets just say the fisherman played by Richard Dreyfuss isn't so lucky.Neither is the countless number of teenagers who are looking forward to a great spring break.What a buzzkill.It sure must suck to have your skin ripped off or your eyeballs eaten out then to have what you thought was going to be a great time.I had a great time, and I'm not ashamed to say it.This is without a doubt the goriest movie of this year, and not just this Summer.Seeing faces getting ripped off and skin getting torn to shreds is not a pretty sight.So if you have a weak stomach for gore, bring a bucket to this movie if you must see it.You know what? Bring 2-3 buckets just in case.Not only is there a surprisingly amount of bloodshed, there's also lots of nudity.Female nudity.There's a scene where 2 naked girls swim underwater with unusual music in the background.There's a lot more than that, trust me."Piranha 3-D" is not one of the years best films.However, it's definetly one of the summer's funnest movies and is definetly the most violent movie of the year.

Grade: B+

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Piranha 3-D