Supercroc

Fri, 03 Dec 2010 19:47:01 +0100

Haven't heard of it? If not, good for you, you haven't seen it.

"Supercroc" was made by people involved with a company called Asylum.I swear to God, Asylum releases some of the cheesiest movies ever made.Hell, some of their movies seem like rip-offs of much better movies.I bet you haven't heard of "Paranormal Entity" and "Snakes On a Train".God have mercy on their souls.I bought "Supercroc years ago from Blockbuster because I was into movies like these, now I'm starting to think that movies like these were never meant to be made."Supercroc" is one of those movies.The special effects and acting range on a scale from Bad-to-Terrible.The giant crocodile looks like something a 4-year old wrote on a chalkboard.You know what? I think a 4-year old could probably draw something better looking than the croc in this movie.Then there's the acting.At one point, a woman who works in the Military is being chased by the croc, climbs up a tree, lets the croc go by, and 10 seconds later she yells "F*ck, I forgot my f*cking radio, God f*cking d*mn it!".Lady, a giant crocodile just slipped past you and you want to scream your head off over a radio so it can hear you.It was a really dumb and unnecessary line anyway.What's even worse is that the movie is nearly bloodless.When someone gets eaten, you don't see any blood or gore effects, and you can assume that the damn thing is tearing them apart.What I don't get is why the dvd cover has the words "Original Uncut Version".What's so uncut about this movie? There's no blood, the crocodile looks like Barney's grandfather, and the worst thing the parents have to worry about is the typical foul language an R-rated movie would have.But no, it says that it's uncut instead.If you really want to see a good crocodile movie, go watch "Lake Placid".At least that movie is funny where I don't know if the terrible CGI and bad acting in this movie is tryng to make me laugh or groan.Alternate title: "Supercrap".

Grade: C-

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