Sucker Punch
March 26, 2011
Alice In Wonderland + hot chicks + machine guns = Epic Win!
I never would've seen so many negative reviews come in for "Sucker Punch".I didn't expect them to be great, but a 20% rating on Rotten Tomatoes? That's just...cold.For all you fanboys out there that want to see this movie, do NOT, and I mean do NOT, take this movie seriously! Otherwise, you' might find yourself in quite a mess.If you want story, look somewhere else.If you want hot babes, dragons, undead Nazis, and robots, you've come to the right place.Why am I saying that there's no plot.? In all honesty, There's more of a concept to "Sucker Punch" then there is a plot.That's fine by me.I'd rather see some increidible visuals while some of the hottest chicks I've ever seen in an action movie kill and destroy then rather see a movie that has meaning to it.Forget logic! "Sucker Punch" is a dazzling and awesome use of 109 minutes that only could've been made by Zack Snyder, one of the most visual directors ever.As excited as I was for this movie, my hopes for "Battle: LA" being good kinda dropped my expectations.Let me tell you, "Battle Los Angeles" was a steaming pile of crap with good visuals, then I wondered if this movie would be the same.I crossed my fingers and I prayed as the opening credits hit the screen.
I was dead wrong."Sucker Punch" was loads of sexy, action-packed, gun blazing, sword slanging fun.I honestly liked the characters for their sexyness and somewhat good acting, but the visual effects is what keeps this movie going strong.What can honestly be better than seeing hot girls shooting Nazi zombies and slaying robots and dragons with incredibel special effects to boost up the awesomeness for the scenes that they're in? If you prefer a story over that, you must be from another planet.I already know that feminists will criticize this movie for the female heroine's showing off a lot of skin while cauing non-stop mayhem and critics bashing it beacuase there's no story.Screw them, watch this movie with an open mind and the "Off" switch turned on your brain and you'll like this movie.
Grade: A-
I never would've seen so many negative reviews come in for "Sucker Punch".I didn't expect them to be great, but a 20% rating on Rotten Tomatoes? That's just...cold.For all you fanboys out there that want to see this movie, do NOT, and I mean do NOT, take this movie seriously! Otherwise, you' might find yourself in quite a mess.If you want story, look somewhere else.If you want hot babes, dragons, undead Nazis, and robots, you've come to the right place.Why am I saying that there's no plot.? In all honesty, There's more of a concept to "Sucker Punch" then there is a plot.That's fine by me.I'd rather see some increidible visuals while some of the hottest chicks I've ever seen in an action movie kill and destroy then rather see a movie that has meaning to it.Forget logic! "Sucker Punch" is a dazzling and awesome use of 109 minutes that only could've been made by Zack Snyder, one of the most visual directors ever.As excited as I was for this movie, my hopes for "Battle: LA" being good kinda dropped my expectations.Let me tell you, "Battle Los Angeles" was a steaming pile of crap with good visuals, then I wondered if this movie would be the same.I crossed my fingers and I prayed as the opening credits hit the screen.
I was dead wrong."Sucker Punch" was loads of sexy, action-packed, gun blazing, sword slanging fun.I honestly liked the characters for their sexyness and somewhat good acting, but the visual effects is what keeps this movie going strong.What can honestly be better than seeing hot girls shooting Nazi zombies and slaying robots and dragons with incredibel special effects to boost up the awesomeness for the scenes that they're in? If you prefer a story over that, you must be from another planet.I already know that feminists will criticize this movie for the female heroine's showing off a lot of skin while cauing non-stop mayhem and critics bashing it beacuase there's no story.Screw them, watch this movie with an open mind and the "Off" switch turned on your brain and you'll like this movie.
Grade: A-
Posted by Tyler Kirk.
